Why Won't You Die!! - February 19th Part 2

From xxxxx to me:

Hi You,
Hope your day is going good? Not to stressful.
hope you are feeling better, hows the headache?
Have great day.
Always.

An hour and change after our last exchange this woman is back at it again! How is my headache? I probably wouldn't have one if you didn't keep pestering me with these 5 line emails that can be condensed to 3 words. I'm beginning to think she has a template and is actually a spammer but where's the part where she takes my money?


From me to xxxxx:

Not good xxxxx. My circuits are blown. I need to move to a colder climate and stick my head in the snow so my nasal passages are cleared. Then again, any dirt may get in my nose. Why did I overuse that damn nose trimmer. It's because you said you liked my nose and then I must have overcompensated. I'm glad when we have these talks. You know just the right things to say. Even though we aren't touching each other right now, I feel your hand over my heart and you can guess where my other hand is! It's between my big toe and the other one next to the big toe, scratching. I think I may have athlete's foot. I should probably wash my hands before I eat this carrot now. Nah, you can't get athlete's foot anywhere else but your foot, right? No biggie.

I love our talks.

Stay wonderful and make a snowball and throw it at the first person you see!


From xxxxx to me:

Ok, now I think Im confused. LOL You have me guessing every moment with a huge laugh and smile....
one day you will have to explain what you are trying to say!!:-)

That shut her up for a good 2 months. Next time you want to have someone stop talking to you and you want to make it interesting, just speak in free association mode and they will most likely deem you crazy enough to leave, but not my xxxxx! She's in it until I make it to Arkham. God bless your heart sweetie. Goodnight! Sweet dreams!